Race Reports

Recaps of the smelliest and sweatiest days of the year!!

Music City Triathlon

Music City Triathlon

The race began with open water panic, but ultimately ended in my fastest Olympic distance triathlon ever.

12 min read
Ironman 70.3 Puerto Rico

Ironman 70.3 Puerto Rico

My first time ever doing a triathlon relay! It was only ā…“ of the work, but that tropical humidity left me sweatier than most traditional triathlons. šŸ˜…

10 min read
Ironman 70.3 Florida

Ironman 70.3 Florida

The final notable event of my 30s naturally had to be a triathlon! Just 10 days before Christmas, I jumped into Lake Eva for my *fifth* 70.3 of 2025.

11 min read
Ironman 70.3 Ohio

Ironman 70.3 Ohio

Not only was it a race weekend, it was the opening weekend for a certain movie sequel I’d been waiting *literally* decades to finally see. šŸŒŖļø

11 min read